The Origins of Spherical Cow
Back in college, studying Electrical Engineering, I somehow had abundant free time to read books and magazines and such without loosing the feeling in my legs. Being in the engineering program I had a penchant for engineering, math and science related jokes. You know, the ones that start, "An engineer, a mathematician and a physicist walk into a bar..." One of the best ones goes like this:
The USDA once wanted to make cows produce milk faster, to improve the dairy industry. So, they decided to consult the foremost biologists and recombinant DNA technicians to build them a better cow. They assembled this team of great scientists, and gave them unlimited funding. They requested rare chemicals, weird bacteria, tons of quarantine equipment, there was a horrible typhus epidemic they started by accident, and, 2 years later, they came back with the "new, improved cow." It had a milk production improvement of 2% over the original.
They then tried with the greatest Nobel Prize winning chemists around. They worked for six months, and, after requisitioning tons of chemical equipment, and poisoning half the small town in Colorado where they were working with a toxic cloud from one of their experiments, they got a 5% improvement in milk output.
The physicists tried for a year, and, after ten thousand cows were subjected to radiation therapy, they got a 1% improvement in output.
Finally, in desperation, they turned to the mathematicians. The foremost mathematician of his time offered to help them with the problem. Upon hearing the problem, he told the delegation that they could come back in the morning and he would have solved the problem. In the morning, they came back, and he handed them a piece of paper with the computations for the new, 300% improved milk cow.
The plans began: "A Proof of the Attainability of Increased Milk Output from Bovines: Consider a spherical cow......"
How can you not use that as the name of your own domain? Someone else must have been thinking the same thing because I think sphericalcow.org and sphericalcow.com were both taken.
This site is a repository for my head. As I've grown older I find myself drawn more to arts and I'm wanting to create more. I finally converted the website over to using a real web application framework and now I'm ready to unleash my rapier wit on the Internet public.